June 2010
1 post
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May 2010
6 posts
It's some other kind of fruit.
Alegra: Is you're computer background "Walrus with terrible innuendo"?
Me: Yep :D
Alegra: You know a penis kind of looks like a rocket ship.
Me: Lol, like little people live in the penis rocket ship?
Alegra: "Where do you live?" "A penis ship"
Me: XD
Alegra: Is that a small child in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Me: And does that small child have a small child in it's pocket?
Alegra: What if penises were bananas and guys had to unpeel them to have sex and pee.
Me: What if guys junk was just some random fruit, like some guys had bananas some had pears and some had grapes.
Alegra: lawl grapes.
And then we fell asleep.
Table Talk.
Michelle: Megan Fox is a virgin.
Me: No. No she's not.
Michelle: But I read it in a magaz--
Me: Trust me Michelle, she's not a virgin.
your & you’re
there & their &they’re
its & it’s
LEARN THE FUCKING DIFFERENCE!
Sometimes I feel extremely sad, and it’s like the world has isolated me. Made it to where no matter who I am with, I am always alone. My smile never reaches my eyes anymore. I have no reason to be unhappy, I love my friends and I love my life. Sometimes I just wish I were better. That people actually loved me and I wasn’t in a constant one way relationship.
I thought that this...
Who are your best friends? Like, top 5
jenny-inwonderland:
Hmm.. no order :) Emalie McCray Lucas Byrd Alegra Green Rachel Ferrero Katie Gunderson :)
Ask me anything
HELL YEAH!
I'm going to tell you a secret.
The hardest thing for me to accept is that the world that exist in my mind will always be just that, a world in my head. The people that exist there, the friends I have made and people I love are figments of my imagination. I will never be able to touch them, hug them, cry with them, or love them in real life because they don’t exist to anyone else.
The world in my mind is so wonderful I...
Play-Doh
Everyone should carry around a ball of play-doh with them, it’s a huge stress reliever.
April 2010
9 posts
To be honest.
I respect the WW2 and Vietnam veterans more then I do the Iraq ones.
Ask me things.
http://www.formspring.me/ohnonsense
“You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in...”
– Churchill
Ask me if I'm an orange.
Me: Hey Kristen, ask me if I'm an orange.
Kristen: ... Are you and orange?
Me: No!
Kristen: ....
Me: :D
Kristen: :o
Me: :D
Kristen: :/
““Loafe with me on the grass, loose the stop from your throat,
Not words,...”
– Song of Myself, Whitman
Shut up!
Shut up and stop condescending to teenagers!
OopsOapsApesOupse!
75% of my most Failtastic Tales of Glory start out with the words “Oh don’t worry” (this is usually followed by “I learned this at school” or “I saw this on Myth Busters!”)
Example:
SCENE: Alegra’s office at work, I’m on the computer and she’s working, she has a drink in a Styrofoam cup.
Me: Can I set this of fire? Alegra: No! All...
March 2010
10 posts
“And all at once I knew how Margo Roth Spiegelman felt when she wasn’t...”
– John Green
“There is no Them. There are only facets of Us.”
– John Green
Stole from Taylor, who stole from Alegra?
Hi, my name is: Rachel Never in my life have I been: Punched in the face multiple times. The one person who can drive me nuts is: Large mammal. High school: Is a receptive motion of happiness. When I’m nervous: Touch my nose. The last song I listened to was: “Mr. Brightside” - The Killers. If I were to get married right now my best man/maid of honor would be: Alegra My hair is:...
“Oh, go back to the kitchen and leave feminist work to real feminist” Bitch...”
Great friends, great food, great fun.
Yesterday was amazing.
Taylor I swear that this summer I will go skinny dipping with you.
Right now.
Right now is one of those times that I just can’t seem to sleep. I’m too awake. I’m too ecstatic. I’m too hungry. I’m too excited. I just can’t seem to close my eyes for more than a minute.
I feel like something good will happen today.
T: Why did you dance with me then?
S: Because I wanted to...
T: That's it isn't it, you just do what you want.
Please
I know you’ll be upset but I’m worried about you. I know you’ll end our friendship but I think your safety is worth it. I know you may not understand but you will in time. I know you are going to yell but at least then I know you are alright. I know you’d never know this but I’ve been waiting up all night for a call from your mom saying your alright. I know you would...
February 2010
8 posts
Clockmaker.
I believe God is a clockmaker.
He spends extensive amounts of time putting a clock together, making sure it is like none he’s made before.
Then He winds it up and let’s it go.
Sometimes He tinkers with it when something is going wrong, but usually he just sits back and waits until time runs out.
Butt zits
Me: I just want to have a boyfriend who is hotter and more popular then her boyfriend.
Alegra: Rachel, you could date Brandyn Fine and still have a hotter boyfriend.
Me: Yeah, but I don't like him because he's zitty, and last time I checked Nom wasn't zitty.
A: He probably has zits on his butt!
Me: Ew! Why would I see his butt?
A: Well what if you start dating and he's like "Hey Rachel look at my butt!"
Me: I don't think that would be happening.
A: What if he uses Neutrogena on his butt!?
Me: Why would he use Neutrogena on his butt?
A: Because he has butt acne.
Me: Then they would have butt wash!
A: I love that word.
Me: Nautrogena?
A: No butt!!
Me: I bet Brandyn has zits on his butt!
I was probably suppose to be a boy...
I don’t mean this in the trans. way but more in the “I am the only girl, that I know of, who just will frebreeze her clothes and consider them clean.”
I don't mean to be all whiney
but I am so tired of being single.
Verbal Abuse my ass.
So apparently I verbally abused some girl in one of my classes because when she was being a brat and complaining about living with her Dad and how he sometimes ignores her; I told her that not everyone has a family, she should appreciate him letting her live under his roof, and she was being a brat.
I don’t find being honest a form of verbal abuse.
Keep this in mind.
1. The world doesn’t revolve around you, nor will it ever revolve around you.
2. Feeling bad for yourself isn’t going to help you at all, and it more then likely pissed off the people around you.
3. People in guatemala are happy to have a water bottle filled with clean water, so you really shouldn’t be complaning about not being able to afford things.
4. No matter how bad you...
January 2010
10 posts
I think Holden Caulfield is way cooler than Edward Cullen.
Well That's Ironic.
Yesterday, I was thinking about how ironic a lot of things that happen to me are. Yeah yeah I know “ironic” things happen to people all the time, but for me it’s different, it’s drastic.
For example: While in Guatemala for a few weeks doing MISSION WORK I obtained 3rd degree burns on my face, and there is permeant scarring.
Now I know what you’re probably thinking...
1 tag
The Human Body.
I think the human body is simply beautiful, sure I think some people need to take better care of theirs, but all in all it is a splendid thing. Saying this I don’t understand why people become so self conscious about their body, I don’t get how people don’t find the curves of their body fantastic and something to be proud of.
Further more, why are people so touchy about nude...
1 tag
Peter Pan
I don’t know why I feel so upset, finding out that the man Peter from Peter Pan was based off of killed himself, partially because of being refereed to as “the first Peter”.
This summer I’m going on a trip around Europe, my parents just told me today! I am so excited! I am going to make a livejournal or blogspot to document the preperations for the trip and the trip its self — so if you’re interested in reading them then I’ll post a link up soon. I’m so excited!!
December 2009
9 posts
Jelly Beans.
Just a fun story to show some Christmas spirit, well not really I just like telling stories.
When I was in 3rd grade my school was having a “Guess the Number of Jelly Beans in this Jar and Win!” contest. I was standing in line to vote when I saw one of the janitors drop a bag of toilet paper and it scatter everywhere. I walked over and helped him pick up the toilet paper and as I was...
I love Def Jam, oh so much.
I love it when.
I tell someone to “hang on a second” but instead of waiting they just do whatever they were going to do more drastically.
Example: Friend: Rachel I need to pee, get out of the bathroom. Me: I’m in the show, can you wait a minute? Friend: I really have to pee. Me: Hang on a second. *door opens* Friend: I found the key. Me: D:
Ball
Me: Oh my God, how much does that ball weigh like 20 lbs?
Friend: Um, like 5...why?
Me: Because I just kicked it out of the way and it practically broke my foot.
Friend: Is your foot really broken?
Me: No....
Friend: Suck it up then your pussy.
Stupid balls.
You know that one person that you can never get...
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I knew it!